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I'm a dude in Oregon. I regularly make bad life decisions and do not make a habit of learning from my mistakes.

  • Just evolved enough to stop Humpty Dumpty syndrome.

  • Evolution is a fickle mistress. Time does not always garner intelligence. Or as pigeon would say, "coo".

  • Golden

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  • Someone knows the Master's thesis trick.

  • "they make something beautiful instead of death" Agreed, but your neighbor's kid's fingers might not agree after that M-80

  • Lotta green on that burger, buddy. Cocks shotgun

  • Hammer falls "Overruled."

  • Though Shasta is nice this time of year.

  • So...

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  • Sometimes big life decisions come easy. Sometimes small life decisions come hard (no double entendre intended). As long as they're both on the same page when it comes to commitment, hopefully the concerns you mentioned don't apply to them and we can feel happy about it as a third-party spectator.

  • Who doesn't want to leave a sparkly, effervescent corpse after dying of asphyxiation and painful organ failure due to excessive carbonic acid buildup?

    I'll have the brain bullet, thanks.

  • I appreciate the quantification.

  • So is the Likert, but I bet you anyone trying hard enough can get gayer.

  • It's the quantum gay that we really have to measure, but I can't pin its velocity for some reason.

  • Yo, just run it under hot water for half a minute. The metal in the lid expands before the glass does, making it easier to open.

    -males explain things to you without provocation.

  • rule

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  • I mean, if you pay me enough. Edit: I don't eat people for free.

  • I appreciate how much you both work. I've done 80-hour weeks before. I'm not confident you have a strong grasp of the poverty gap, but I'm sorry you have an immediate (albeit terminable) struggle due to prior investments that you had the agency to make.

  • You're all just intolerant.

  • Thanks for the mathematical proof!

  • Don't tell me that getting blazed and watching Adventure Time together isn't romantic.

  • I mean, killing people as a function of time plays a role here, right?