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Acute_Engles [he/him, any]

@ Acute_Engles @hexbear.net

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Yea

  • Alberta separatists:

  • It means that even if the virus was meant to kill skeptical people the government would fuck it up so just eat the free cheese

  • there is no animal called a seagull so the sign and fence are doing a fine job. I doubt it's stopping any gulls at all, though.

  • I'm about the same level of wife guy.

    If i can fuck with your life don't mess with her.

  • "If you think about it the word Queue is just the letter Q followed by 4 silent letters"

    -John Wilkes Booth

  • Whole construction crew looks at their arms after this rolls out: "boss, what's a token? Like for the arcade? Why does bill have more tokens than me?"

  • How hostile is the interview? I presume not that much if she agreed to hang out later

  • I figure i couldnt have beat him every time but in my head i did lmao

  • So I can listen to like 10% of the episodes of "I hate bill maher" when I run out of podcast slop

  • There was a show on TV when i was a kid called "Beat the Geeks" and it was a gameshow where contestants did trivia against subject experts dubbed 'geeks' and each week they had a guest geek.

    Whenever the Simpsons Geek was on, I would beat him handily every time.

    I am in awe of your power. My simpsons recall is that of a gnat compared to you.

  • What do you mean by this?

  • Ah yes, just like the current pandemic, a consensus will be reached about the existence of the next one. Polymarket doesn't pay out because they say it's a hoax

  • Abba tour? They're still around?

  • Why are they trying to make hegseth look cool?

  • "Why does Lemmy.ML admire authoritarian regimes ? "

    Jump
  • You either die as the ancom ball or you live long enough to become the soviet ball

  • "Why does Lemmy.ML admire authoritarian regimes ? "

    Jump
  • This is why I can't be in the trenches like some of you beautiful beasts. I'm already past the point where I'd just say "You know what fuck it you're right I want to kill a gorillian people just because I'm so naive as to have actually read a book or two"

    Like for real one of those times where in real life I'd sigh heavily and say "You know what I'm good. You believe whatever you want"

  • "Why does Lemmy.ML admire authoritarian regimes ? "

    Jump
  • if the democrats win all the seats and appoint all democrats they will finally take off their mask of polite fascism and create a DOTP!

  • But I want every motherfucker driving a lifted truck with an empty bed to cry as it gets dismantled and scrapped in front of them.

    Right there with you