Agreed. IMO, having butter all over her hands was the click-bait portion of the post.
they pour heavy cream and salt into double-bagged Ziplocs and secure the squishy bags of dairy inside their matching running vests before setting off on a trail run
TransUnion asks for your credit card info as part of the "identity verification process" and then charges you $25 for the credit report "subscription" that at no point can you opt out of.
You have to call and talk to a human to get it refunded. During the call they will have "technical problems" and drop the line.
My secret is to wrap it in wax paper for 3 minutes before eating. Nothing beats a sweaty, melted burger.