Anons call Pawn Stars (transcription in body)

No.411885328>Prank Call pawn stars from history channel>They're open 24/7>Ask for battletoads>They always rage>lulz will be had

No. 411885392(702) 385-7912>press 4

No.411885919>"gold and silver">oh man I didn't know you guys are still open>..."yeah we are">oh okay, I’m looking for battletoads>"not this shit again, its 11:00 at night">click

No. 411886329File: (a picture depicting a gorilla’s head on Goofy's torso, wagging their finger and stating “try to rustle my Jimmies again motherfucker”)

No.411886517>gold and silver>"hey I'm really into antiques you guys got any battletoads?">yeah go to our ebay site we got a handheld one by Tiger>"oh sweet man thanks">уер>"bye" click

No. 411888367>"gold and silver">Hi, I'm an antique video game collector and I'm looking for a very old, extremely rare title>"if you say Battletoads I'm going to call the cops">What's with your discrimination on battletoads? >hangs up

No 411890545>hello gold and silverhello, I'm calling from Texas and I'm interested in purchasing a certain Super Bowl ring>absolutely sir! what team and what year (boring conversation about the ring)>Are you interested in completing the purchase of the ring this evening?>Yes, but I have a question first>Yes sir?>Does it come with BATTLETOADS!?>click

No. 411892770>Gold and silver>Hey do you guys have any signed bat->What the hell is wrong with you nerds? Calling asking for battletoads. It's not funny or original like are you serious dude? really man?>bats... signed bats, like from the MLB mainly the NY Yankees or the Mets, maybe even the Dodgers…what were you saying about battle toads though?>Oh sorry sir we're just getting a bunch of prank phone calls lately>Oh that's weird... people have no lives right? (haha)...anyway, do you guys have any signed bats from the Boston Battletoads?>Are you fucking kidding me dude>click

No.411893323>gold and silver>Hey i was wondering if you had the wii mat>yeah we've got it>does it work with webbed feet?>what?>does it come with battletoads

No 411895769Trying it again>Gold and Silver>Hello, I have a few quick questions about…>This better not be about battletoads.>Excuse me? I needed to ask about a sword I've been looking for.>I'm sorry sir, we've just been getting a lot of prank calls tonight. What exactly are you looking for?>It's a very old sword, it is also very small. It fits in a BATTLETOADS hand perfectly>Fuck you.>click

No.411896409>Gold and silver>Hi I->This better not be about battle toads, I'm losing patience kid>ummm no it’s not... what's a battletoad?>its some game everyone is calling about tonight>battletoads? yea that sounds good ill take one if you got it click

No.411897092>Gold and Silver>Hi how are you?>What can I do for you?>I'm a book dealer, you have antiques?>What are you looking for?>You have anything from Philip K. Dick?>Maybe, whats the title?>Battling on Toad Planet>*click*

Callback, cause I'm an asshole>You hung up on me>Who is this?>The customer you hung up on. That is horrible customer service.>Listen, we don't have time for your pranks fucking kids.>Pranks? What the hell did you just say to me? I'll have you know I'm prior military, 82nd Airborne "BattleToads. I do..>"click*

One more time for good measure>Gold and pawn>BATTLETOADS *click*

No.411898453>Gold and Silver>Hey, I'm looking for an engagement ring for my girlfriend.>You are going to have to call back during the day, we don't do any sales after 9>Oh, well is there any way I can ask you a couple questions?>Sure, shoot.>I want a memorable ring, maybe something from a movie or a game>mhm>Oh! Do you guys have the ring from Battletoads?>-sigh- fucking really, man? You must be giving that to a guy.His insults are amazing

No 411898474>Gold and Silver>Hi, I was calling to inquire about an antique hand-gun>Sure, what's the name of the gun you're looking for, exactly?>1912 9 millimeter battletoad hand -click

No. 411898550>Gold and Silver>Hello this is the Las Vegas police department my name is Officer Peterson. My office recieved a call from someone here saying that your store was being Harassed by someone repeatedly asking for uh "Battletoads?">Uh sorry sir but I don't remember calling you can you give me the name of who did?>Yes his name was Le Reddit>Sorry. who was it again?>His name was Austin Russel>He isn't in right now...what was your name again?>Officer Battletoad>*Hang up*

No.411902870>Gold and Silver>Hey I was wondering if you deal in rare books?>Lemme guess you want a Battletoad instruction book??>Excuse me??>Nevermind. Lot of prank calls tonight>Pf. kids in the summertime can't find anything else better to do, eh?>Yeah, well we don't really deal in books but we do have some here. What are you looking for?>Do you happen to have anything by Hemmingway? "Old Man And The Sea" perhaps?>I don't think so. you'd have to call during the daytime or come in to find out.>Ah...OK. Well I also have one I’d like to sell off. It's a signed J.K. Rowling first print.>The Harry Potter author?>Yeah I had one of her books signed by her. "Harry Potter And The Order Of The Battletoad">You fuckin kidding m->Click...I'm still laughing