Please stop coming to our soccer matches. We don't watch soccer.

Everything else aside, we do not call soccer football. Instead, 'football' is what we call the worst and most boring and most physically injurious sport in the entire world, known to you as American Football.

Please don't come here only to get shot downtown trying to watch a sport we don't care about over here.

I know this topic has passed, but I didn't have a social media account back then.