Device: Hey! Hey! I can’t help but notice you’ve been holding me less. I miss you. I miss your nimble taps and swipes.Person: It’s because you’re a portal to horrors! Nothing personal. It’s just… you are a portal. And there are so very many horrors.Device: I’m a portal to everything. Don’t you want to see goofs and spoofs? You love goofs and spoofs!Person: I do love goofs and spoofs.Device: I’ve got so many goofs and spoofs.(Person reaches for device)(Person is thrown back; device displays "HORRORS" into the room)